ROFL! Found this on a message board
Since when did The Sporting World's moral compass go so awry? Maybe it has always been messed up, but the means by which it is messed up have escalated. Remember when cheating was Rosa Parks taking the subway during her "incredible" marathon victory? Now, it's about staying ahead of the drug testing capabilities with the latest in designer performance-enhacing drugs.
The response was swift:
I think you meant Rosie Ruiz. Rosa Parks took the bus :-)