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April 23, 2007

One square per visit

The Butler girls will be in trouble if this ever happens. We go through toilet paper at our house like crazy.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Crow calls for limit on loo paper

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

The other question is, how will this be enforced? I imagine sophisticated toilet paper dispensers. One ticket please.

Comments

I thought this was a joke when I heard it on the Radio this AM. Considering all of the recent events in Ms. Crow's life, one might think that embarking on a TP usage campaign would not make her life's big board. Alas, everyone needs an issue. If ensuring that we all spare a square motivates her, then I say 'Here's to you oh queen of Charmin and may the Tidy Bowl man bless you with 1000 flushes for the time to come'
McLamb

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