Think Geek's annual April Fool's products
Too funny. Get your iZilla today:
Tromping through the streets of downtown Tokyo... crunching tiny white audio players underfoot comes the iZilla. If you've been looking to step-up to a hungry man sized portable media player with incredible tech powers... this is it. First start with a whopping two terabytes of storage delivered by four 500 gig internal hard drives. Up the ante with a sweet 7" TFT-LCD touch screen... then crush your opponents with high-speed ripping capability for CD, DVD, and vinyl. A handy iPod dock allows you to transfer songs to and from the iZilla.
Every year on April Fools Day, the folks at Think Geek have some fun with their home page. I guess with AFD being on a Saturday, they decided get a one day head start on the fun.
Honestly, where else can you get a USB Desktop Tanning Center?